Are you after a fabulous collection of really funny knock knock jokes for kids?
I think that parents can never have enough kid friendly knock knock jokes on tap. We tend to pull them out whenever we are 'stuck' somewhere and the kids start getting angst-y from boredom! For us that means, road trips, airports, plane rides, transfers or simply even just waiting in a doctor's waiting room.
There is something to be said for knock knock humor and it is a type of humor that most kids enjoy. So much so that our eldest daughter loves making up her own (I'm not so sure she has the talent forh joke creation, although she has managed to surprise us with one or two cute knock knock jokes).
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Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Below you will find a selection of 52 of the best knock knock jokes that are especially suited for children. There are also a few that is especially brilliant knock knock jokes for toddlers.
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I think all good kids knock knock jokes are pretty 'corny', but they tend to get a giggle out of even us adults regardless, so enjoy!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo, who?
Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lion
Lion, who?
Lion on your doorstep - open up!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo, who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby, who?
Abby birthday to you!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless, who?
I didn’t sneeze!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce, who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls, who?
Yes, they do!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip, who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ah chu
Ah chu, who?
Bless you!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poop
Poop who?
HAHAA made you say poo-poo!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lucy!
Lucy, who?
Loose elastic and stinky undies!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow
The interrupting cow wh….
MOO!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bug
Bug who?
Bugging you, that's who!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie, who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken, who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada, who?
Ada burger for lunch!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo, who?
Amarillo nice guy!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio, who?
Radio (ready or) not here I come!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone, who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam, who?
Adam my way I’m coming through!
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Knock knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita, who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne, who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter, who?
I butter not tell you
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs, who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi, who?
Kiwi go to the store?
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Knock knock
Who’s there
Ya
Ya, who?
I’m excited to see you too!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dunnip
Dunnip who?
Errgh have u?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima gonna tickle you
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
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I hoped you enjoyed these silly knock knock jokes. Don't forget that you can grab these children's knock knock jokes as a printable. That way you will always have it on hand when you need to entertain those munchkins of yours!
I'm not good at remembering jokes, so I tend to always have either a great knock knock jokes for children book on hand or at the very least a sheet of the best kids knock knock jokes tucked into my handbag!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
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