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FUNNY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

Are you after a fabulous collection of really funny knock knock jokes for kids?

I think that parents can never have enough kid friendly knock knock jokes on tap.  We tend to pull them out whenever we are 'stuck' somewhere and the kids start getting angst-y from boredom!  For us that means, road trips, airports, plane rides, transfers or simply even just waiting in a doctor's waiting room.

There is something to be said for knock knock humor and it is a type of humor that most kids enjoy. So much so that our eldest daughter loves making up her own (I'm not so sure she has the talent forh joke creation, although she has managed to surprise us with one or two cute knock knock jokes).

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Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Below you will find a selection of 52 of the best knock knock jokes that are especially suited for children.  There are also a few that is especially brilliant knock knock jokes for toddlers.

Want to grab these as a printable sheet? Click to download here.

I think all good kids knock knock jokes are pretty 'corny', but they tend to get a giggle out of even us adults regardless, so enjoy!


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo, who?

Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lion

Lion, who?

Lion on your doorstep - open up!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there

Boo

Boo, who?

I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby, who?

Abby birthday to you!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Bless!

Bless, who?

I didn’t sneeze!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce, who?

Let us in, we’re freezing!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive right next door to you

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls!

Owls, who?

Yes, they do!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip, who?

Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ah chu

Ah chu, who?

Bless you!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Robin!

Robin who?

Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Poop

Poop who?

HAHAA made you say poo-poo!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cow-go

Cow-go who?

No, Cow go MOO!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Police

Police who?

Police (please) may I come in?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you doing in my house?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alma

Alma who?

Alma not going to tell you!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yukon

Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alpaca

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lucy!

Lucy, who?

Loose elastic and stinky undies!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow

The interrupting cow wh….

MOO!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf Who?

Leaf Me Alone!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Will

Will who?

Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Bug

Bug who?

Bugging you, that's who!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Barbie

Barbie, who?

Barbie Q Chicken!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ken

Ken, who?

Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ada

Ada, who?

Ada burger for lunch!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Amarillo

Amarillo, who?

Amarillo nice guy!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Radio

Radio, who?

Radio (ready or) not here I come!

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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tyrone

Tyrone, who?

Tyrone shoelaces!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Adam

Adam, who?

Adam my way I’m coming through!

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Knock knock

Who’s There?

Anita

Anita, who?

Anita to borrow a pencil!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wayne

Wayne, who?

Wayne drops are falling on my head

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Butter

Butter, who?

I butter not tell you

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Figs

Figs, who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Kiwi

Kiwi, who?

Kiwi go to the store?

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Knock knock

Who’s there

Ya

Ya, who?

I’m excited to see you too!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Abe

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H…

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to answer the door?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dunnip

Dunnip who?

Errgh have u?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Goat

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Beef

Beef who?

Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Gorilla

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard I know?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ima

Ima who?

Ima gonna tickle you

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Amy

Amy who?

Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

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I hoped you enjoyed these silly knock knock jokes.  Don't forget that you can grab these children's knock knock jokes as a printable.  That way you will always have it on hand when you need to entertain those munchkins of yours!

I'm not good at remembering jokes, so I tend to always have either a great knock knock jokes for children book on hand or at the very least a sheet of the best kids knock knock jokes tucked into my handbag!


One Last Joke? 

Maybe one of the the best knock knock jokes ever?

Will you remember me in 1 min? - Yes! 

Will you remember me in a hour? - Yes!

Will you remember me in a day? - Yes!

Will you remember me in a week? - Yes!

Will you remember me forever? - Yes!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

You didn’t remember me! 🙁  


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